im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail
one art give away, only three winners. cool.
how do you win?
- follow me
- reblog this post
- pray that luck is on your side, or bribe the random picker generator???
let’s keep it tight. short but fun! final day to reblog the post is 25.4.
What the hell did I just read.
This is worth reading
WHY DID I DO THIS?! Oh God, I shouldn’t touch it, I knew that it was in the fridge for more two weeks and ofcourse this meat got rotten! Why did I decide to make sure and smell it?!! And I had to put it back in the fridge, I will touch it again only when I’ll be ready to out to throw the waste out. But thiss smell is still inside my nose and ugh….. I hate everything so much and why did I do it again?
do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.
watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals
DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.
The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website HERE.
It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.
there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site
just click it once and you’re done
if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."